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The Perfect Staging for Murder
As shooting concludes on the season finale of the TV mystery Mr. & Mrs. Winslow, interior decorator and set designer Meg Barrett can feel the hostility in the air. The show’s new director had already alienated the entire cast and crew, and now Meg’s boyfriend, Patrick, was ready to throttle him for taking liberties with the script. Meg thought the director was a very lucky man to have gotten out of there in one piece—until a few nights later when she stumbles over his dead body.
Meg knew it wasn’t her job to investigate every murder she came across, especially that of a man so universally disliked, but Patrick had no alibi for the time of death and has now disappeared. As she begins to dig into every facet of the victim’s life, she soon discovers that his children resented him for a lifetime of mistreatment, and his new fiancée had a history of leaving dead husbands in her wake. Certain that this was a family affair and that she was closing in on the killer, she’ll have to rely on all her wits and cunning to nab the culprit, because they’ve decided to set the stage for her final scene . . .
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The Perfect Staging for Murder
Kathleen Bridge
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Dedication
I dedicate this to my mom—Judith Mae Anderson Drawe. My first reader, occasional editor and best friend. Love you, Mommy. This one’s for you.
Acknowledgments
I want to thank my agent, Dawn Dowdle at Blue Ridge Literary Agency, for being there for me since day one! This is book twelve. Who would have thought! I couldn’t have done it without you! And to Bill Harris, my editor at Beyond the Page Publishing, for his stellar editing and sage advice. To Lon Otremba for his amazing culinary recipes and cooking tips. I’d also like to thank all the cozy mystery readers, reviewers, and bloggers who have supported my work through the years. I am beyond grateful.
Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
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Chapter 1
Patrick and I stood shoulder to shoulder in the narrow stairwell. Bolts of white lightning shot through the windows of the lantern room, filtered down, then cast shadows of Hitchcockian proportion against the damp brick walls. Thunder soon followed. It vibrated the metal steps and sent shock waves up my spine.
I held my breath.
Looking up, all I could see was a woman’s shapely calves encased in seamed stockings, atop thick-heeled green suede shoes.
Then came the gunshot.
The sound pierced my hearing aids.
Even though I knew it was coming, I startled and let out a small gasp.
Patrick squeezed my hand and held a finger to his lips.
I stayed still.
From above, I heard echoing down the stairwell. “It’s okay, Lara. He had it coming. Now give me the gun.”
“Don’t be ridiculous, Jack. Stella goes back in my bag.”
“You’ve named your gun?”
“Doesn’t everyone?”
“Indubitably. Are you sure you’re alright, darling?”
“I’m fine, Jack. Don’t worry. I’m not going to swoon and fall into your arms if that’s what you’re thinkin’. He had it coming. But it’s you, tough guy, who looks a little green around the gills. Maybe you need a boost from that flask inside your breast pocket. The one you think I don’t know about. Wouldn’t mind a nip myself.”
“Take it easy, tiger.”
“You know, I’m not a tiger, Jack. I’m just a little pussy cat. Me-ow.”
“Yeah. A cat that just killed a canary. Too bad we’re on borrowed time, darling. We’d better make tracks before the coppers show up. Or worse yet, one of Big Al’s goons.”
“You’re right, husband. Maybe we should keep to our plan and leave for San Francisco tomorrow.”
“Not unless you’re in a hurry, my love. Let’s stick around awhile. This excitement has put us behind in our drinking.”
Patrick dropped my hand, then bounded up the steps two at a time.
Before he reached the top, I heard Brett Golden shout, “Cut! That’s a wrap.”
Chapter 2
When I reached the top of the staircase, Patrick had his hands on Brett’s, our new director’s, shoulders. Rain sluiced down the Montauk Point Lighthouse’s huge windows, making me feel like we were in Godzilla’s car wash. Outside, theatrical zigzags of lightning stabbed the rough Atlantic at the easternmost tip of Long Island.
Production had waited until the perfect storm to film the final scene in the third installment of the late 1930s streaming mystery series Mr. & Mrs. Winslow. The series featured a wisecracking, madly-in-love husband-and-wife detecting team: private eye Jack Winslow, and Lara, Jack’s former gal Friday at the Eastside Detective Agency. The story went that after Jack inherited a fortune from his great-uncle, the couple moved from their dive on the Lower East Side of Manhattan to a mansion on Long Island, only to find themselves solving murders committed by the area’s high-society elite.
I took a second to peruse the volatile scene in front of me. The lighthouse’s lantern room galley was tight quarters. With the addition of Patrick and me, there was barely enough room to hold the director, one camera woman, a boom technician, and the three actors—one of whom had risen from the dead and was dressed like a mob boss from a Cagney film.
The actor who played Big Al was only two steps away from Patrick. He could have easily stepped in to intervene. But he didn’t. Instead, he grinned from ear to ear, one corner of his mouth trickling fake blood from the squib he’d just chomped on.
The rest of the cast and crew were looking anywhere but in Patrick and Brett’s direction.
Based on my limited experience with our illustrious new director, I’d guessed the actor playing Al, along with everyone else, was hoping that Patrick would punch Brett Golden in the kisser. Or at least give him a good shiner.
If I was honest, I wished the same thing.
Our director was a piece of work. Since coming onto the set, Brett had alienated not just the crew but the entire cast.
The production’s lead actors, the stunning Academy Award–winning Zoe Stockton, who played Lara Winslow, and the gorgeous Dillion King, who played Jack Winslow, scurried toward the tower’s only exit. As Zoe passed, she said through pouty, matte red lips, “Exit, stage left. Enjoy the fireworks, Meg. See you at Friday’s wrap party.”
After they and the rest of the crew disappeared down the stairwell leading to the lighthouse’s gift shop, I glanced at Patrick. His chiseled jaw was clenched, and his cheeks were flushed. I’d rarely seen him this angry. What had Brett done to make my mild-mannered Patrick so primal?
Rumor had it that Brett was going to be fired. It couldn’t happen too soon. Patrick had made it this far as the sc reenwriter for the miniseries, he just needed to hold on a little longer.
I sidled up to Patrick, my back inches from the gigantic revolving light that flashed every five seconds to warn mariners off the shoals of Montauk Point. Gently, I placed my hand on his arm. “Why don’t we settle this later?” I whispered. “We have time before the wrap party to discuss everything. It’s been a long night.”
Instead of listening to what I thought were my words of wisdom, Patrick elbowed my hand away, dropped his hands from Brett’s shoulders, then balled them into fists. All six-foot-one of him took a step closer to Brett.
All five-foot-six of Brett took a step back, his spine meeting the railing that encircled the tower’s domed windows. Unless he wanted to end up in Davey Jones’s locker, jumping from the hundred-and-ten-foot tower wasn’t a survivable option.
In a deep growl, Patrick said, “Sorry, Meg. There won’t be a wrap party unless we, I mean he, reshoots the final scene.”
Brett laughed. “Ms. Barrett, get a handle on your maniac boyfriend or I’ll call in the real coppers.”
Patrick didn’t seem worried. Many times, when our director veered too far from the script, Patrick would call Mr. & Mrs. Winslow’s producer, Jeremy Prentice, and complain. Jeremy was always on Team Patrick. I’m sure, much to Brett’s dismay. I was also on Team Patrick, backing up the award-winning fiction author, screenwriter, and my current (and hopefully forever) main squeeze.
I was curious how Brett had known that Patrick and I were an item? Felicity, our set designer, had been sworn to secrecy. And Elle, my best friend and partner in crimes of a vintage nature, would never betray Patrick and me. Most of my time on Mr. & Mrs. Winslow was spent behind the scenes. Even so, since Brett Golden came on board, I’d witnessed him raging at one person or another. Our original director had fallen ill and had a long road of recovery ahead of him. We weren’t sure he’d ever be back.
Elle’s and my role on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Winslow was as part-time assistants to the set and costume designers. We were in charge of finding the perfect furniture, décor, costumes, and jewelry for the late-1930s miniseries. My remaining time was spent decorating small cottages in Montauk for my one-woman interior design company, Cottages by the Sea, along with upcycling my thrift finds in Elle’s Sag Harbor carriage house at the back of her antiques and collectibles shop, Mabel and Elle’s Curiosities.
From the first day of filming, Patrick and Brett had been at each other’s throats.
Recently, so he could avoid Brett, Patrick preferred hiding out in his writing cave in the attic of his oceanfront cottage—only a mile down the beach from mine. Sometimes, he would bring his laptop to my place to watch the show’s dailies in front of a roaring fire. It was early April. Even if we got lucky with sunny days in the sixties, the temps usually plummeted at sunset, calling for an evening fire.
I wasn’t complaining.
Cozy fire, plus a snuggly boyfriend, equals a happy Meg.
“Might as well call the police,” Patrick shouted at Brett. “And call a good lawyer while you’re at it.”
“Why don’t we table this until we’ve cooled off a little?” I asked in a low, squeaky voice.
“Stay out of it,” Patrick snapped, a boom of thunder punctuating his ire.
I waited for an apology. None came. I would’ve turned to go, but I was still curious about what set Patrick off.
I soon got my answer.
Patrick stuck his perfect nose into Brett’s smushed, bulldog face. “You stole those last two lines from Dashiell Hammett’s The Thin Man book. How many times has our producer told you that even if this series is loosely based on Hammett’s characters Nick and Nora Charles, we can’t take the chance of his estate coming after us? Reshoot the scene. My reputation is at stake. I’m not about to get sued for plagiarism. This isn’t the first time you’ve tried to rewrite my words. But it will be the last.”
Go, Patrick! I cheered inwardly, even though my eyes were still watery from his command that I should stay out of it. I’d thought we were a team, just like Jack and Lara Winslow.
The only other time I’d been the brunt of Patrick’s anger had been the first time I’d been invited into his cottage. While he’d been outside showering his greyhound Charlie after our blustery walk on the beach, I’d gone snooping. I’d wanted insight into the man I’d seen from my deck, strolling the beach, looking forlorn and melancholy, sometimes adding sad verses from classic poetry to the sand with a piece of driftwood.
That day, Patrick had snuck up on me while I was holding a framed photo of his smiling wife and young daughter, both tragically killed years ago by a drunk driver. I’d startled and dropped the photo onto his stone hearth. Patrick had snatched it up and returned it to the mantel. Only this time he’d placed the smiling faces toward the wall, then had stomped out the door.
That had been months ago. We’d come a long way since then.
At least, I’d thought we had.
“Hammett croaked in the early sixties,” Brett said, running his hands through his thinning, rust-and-gray shoulder-length hair. “I’m sure his work is in public domain by now.”
“Wrong again,” Patrick hissed. “Works published between 1923 and 1963 don’t expire for ninety-five years in the U.S. And it’s not uncommon for the family to petition for an extension.”
“Chill out, Mr. Seaton. I’m the director.” Brett took a step toward the exit. “I can do whatever the hell I want. Even rewrite the entire script.” Brett trained his bulging eyes on me, then turned back to Patrick. “You seem to be distracted, Patty. Maybe your personal life is taking you away from your work. Although, I do see how that could happen. As Jack Winslow would say, she’s a real looker. In a blonde, blue-eyed, Scandinavian, Ingrid Bergman kind of way. Too bad about the hearing thing.” He pointed to my ears. “If not for that, I could have found a part for you, Ms. Barrett.”
Now it was my turn to get angry. Not about the hearing thing, I’d worn hearing aids since I was a teen and had grown a thick skin when it came to asinine comments like Brett’s. What bothered me was the lecherous way Brett had flicked his tongue over his thin chapped lips, then winked at me. Of course, he’d done it on purpose to get a rise out of Patrick. And by the look on Patrick’s face, it had worked.
Pushing it, Brett added, “A word of advice, lovebirds. It’s not good to mix work with pleasure. Look at me. I regret the day I told my fiancée she could have a role in the next episode of Mr. & Mrs. Winslow. By the way, Mr. Seaton, you need to write a new part worthy of her. Maybe Lara Winslow’s sister. Older sister. But not too old, or I’ll be the bearer of her wrath.”
“I’ll do no such thing,” Patrick said in a strangely calm voice. “Let’s go, Meg. Time to share these latest developments with our esteemed producer.”
“Oh, I’m sure you won’t say a word, or I’ll tell Meggie here a little tale that I’m sure you don’t want me to share. You’re in for a big surprise, Patty, my boy. A blast from the past, so to speak. And you won’t be backstabbing me to Jeremy, you brownnoser, or I’ll tell Ms. Barrett about yours and my fiancée’s past hijinks, which I’ve only recently learned about from my PI. You better listen up or I’ll personally introduce Meg to my betrothed at the wrap party.”
“Ha!” Patrick said, a tad unconvincingly. “You’re delusional. I’m not your boy. Far from it. I have no clue what you’re talking about, and I won’t be blackmailed by the likes of you.” Patrick turned toward the staircase, then roughly grabbed my hand.
As we walked away, Patrick whispered in my ear, “He’s not worth it. He’ll soon be gone. Don’t let him see you sweat.”
It seemed Patrick was the one sweating. Beads of perspiration had formed on his tanned forehead.
“Don’t say that I didn’t warn you,” Brett said.
Patrick stopped short at the top of the stairwell. I went stumbling forward. He caught me by the waist and pulled me to him. He looked deep into my eyes like he wanted to tell me something important, then changed his mind. “You go first.”
Did I really want to know what was going on with him and Brett’s fiancée? Carpe diem had been Patrick’s and my go-to philosophy since we’d gotten more serious.
I wanted to keep it that way.
“Ha, you never told her, did you?” Brett called after us, adding an irritating cackle. “See you at the party. It should be a wild one!”
