He's huge, growly, off-the-charts gorgeous – and also my mom's fiancé. I've always wanted to meet the man of my dreams, but it wasn't supposed to happen like this. I went to my mom's engagement party expecting the same as always: flowers, cake, and lots of boring conversation. But instead, I saw him... ... and even worse, he recognized me because we accidentally met last night! I swear, I didn't know who Tanner was then. He was just a hot guy at a club, with perfect lips, blue eyes like lasers, and rough, strong hands that made me melt. I don't even usually do *that*, I swear. But now wedding bells are ringing. Tanner's the groom ... ... and my mom's the bride! What do I do? It's crazy. It's insane. Reality has just gone flying out the window along with all semblance of sanity. Instead, indulge in a steamy story about the...

My crush's father found me locked in a closet, lush and inviting, with a bottle jammed up tight in my you-know-what! Nicole: I could hardly believe it when I was invited to Peter Forsythe's party. Peter's a star lacrosse player and all-around big man on campus. Popular boys like him never talk to curvy girls like me. But then Peter KISSED me at the party! Not only that, but he brought me to a closet for some privacy ... ... and then locked me inside! What the hell!?!?! Now, the teen boy says I have to demean myself with a wine bottle before he lets me out. Otherwise, I'm stuck in this prison forever! Roger: I got home late from work and was disgusted. My son had a party last night, and the mansion was trashed. But there were weird sounds coming from my walk-in... ... and when I opened the door, there was a lush teenage girl on the floor,...

Xavier Carlton is my mom's gorgeous landlord. He's growly, handsome, and sooo delicious. But he's going to kick my mom out of her apartment unless I call him Daddy. My mom has never been great at paying bills. She's not poor, she's just forgetful sometimes. So when she tells me that Mr. Carlton wants her out, I get angry. Who does this man think he is? Sure, Xavier Carlton has more money than God, but that doesn't give him the right to act like a tyrant. So I storm into his office... His blue eyes seize mine ... ... and suddenly, I realize I'm in over my head. Because when he rises from behind his desk, I see that Mr. Carlton has an enormous present for me! But then, the powerful CEO takes me by surprise because he says I can do something special to qualify for a one-time rent break. But am I willing to take the chance when it involves calling the handsome man...

Jemima: I was so pissed when my boyfriend cheated on me RIGHT BEFORE MY VERY EYES at the movie theater. Yes, you guessed it. Carl pulled Miss Cindy Sinclair into his lap at the darkened theater and the two began going at it ... with me sitting next to them! Incensed doesn't even begin to describe my rage. As a result, I decide to seek revenge, but I need a *very* particular partner in crime. Bruce: She wants me to do what? I could hardly believe it when the very curvy and very delectable Jemima James tells me she has a scheme to get back at her ex. Clearly, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned because not only will everyone's eyes be on us, but we'll be doing *that* with no holds barred. But I've had my eye on Jemima for years, and my chance to claim the curvy girl is finally here. What neither of us expected? Making a baby, not to mention falling in love. This is a follow-up to...