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There is something cheesy going on in the kingdom of Great Kerfuffle!
The rascally BADgers have escaped from jail again and they made an amazing discovery—a pizza mine! They love eating it, of course, and selling it to make money to fund their villainous plots. But there's a big problem: the Loose Pebbles library is tipping over without all that pizza to hold it up. And if it tips any farther, the entire island of Great Kerfuffle will flip over into the ocean!
So it's up to Stinkbomb and Ketchup-Face to save the day. But even with a shopping cart disguised as a horse, secret agent sunglasses, and an elephant who walks by at just the right moment, a surprise that's bigger and badder than ever throws them for a loop.
Will the island of Great Kerfuffle be no more? We can't tell you, because that would spoil the story!]]> Mon, 18 Nov 2019 16:07:53 +0200 https://library.land/john-dougherty/287242-stinkbomb_and_ketchup-face_and_the_badness_of_badgers.html https://library.land/john-dougherty/287242-stinkbomb_and_ketchup-face_and_the_badness_of_badgers.html
Welcome to the kingdom of Great Kerfuffle! And the wackiest fantasy quest ever.

Great Kerfuffle is really great. And there's usually a kerfuffle (the clue's in the name really). This particular kerfuffle started the day Stinkbomb's twenty dollar bill went missing. Stinkbomb and his little sister Ketchup-Face know exactly who took it: the badgers. After all, they're called badgers because they do bad things; otherwise they'd just be gers.
They bring news of the badgers' treachery to King Toothbrush Weasel (don't get us started on the story behind his name...), who sends them on a quest to rid the land of badgers. What follows is a full on kerfuffle-fest, containing: one deep dark forest, a grocery cart in distress, a song about jam—and, of course, a band of very tricky badgers.
Prepare to meet a host of colorful characters in this hilarious send-up of fantasy quest novels, perfect for fans of Adam Gidwitz and Jon Scieszka.]]> Sat, 19 Nov 2016 21:34:25 +0200 https://library.land/john-dougherty/283253-niteracy_hour.html https://library.land/john-dougherty/283253-niteracy_hour.html
WHAT A LOUSE! Jim is a head-louse, newly-hatched from a nit on Gregory's head. But as Gregory is a good listener and it's 'in his blood', Jim's breakfast turns him into a good listener too and suddenly school storytime changes from Literacy Hour to Niteracy Hour. And can Jim help Gregory do something about Duncan, the class bully? He's the real louse in the class-]]> Wed, 19 Nov 2003 19:17:14 +0200 https://library.land/john-dougherty/296077-zeus_on_the_loose.html https://library.land/john-dougherty/296077-zeus_on_the_loose.html
I am the great and mighty Zeus, mortal- give me one good reason why I shouldn't smite you here and now!'Alex's class are learning about the Ancient Greeks. That's why Alex makes a temple (out of loo rolls and a cornflakes box) for the Greek god Zeus. He doesn't expect the god himself to turn up, borrow his mum's nightie and demand a sacrifice at half-past five in the morning. Even worse, Zeus reckons it's time for another Trojan War - in the school playground! Zeus is on the loose-]]> Sat, 20 Nov 2010 09:33:38 +0200 https://library.land/john-dougherty/351446-stinkbomb_and_ketchup_face.html https://library.land/john-dougherty/351446-stinkbomb_and_ketchup_face.html
The BADgers are back in Stinkbomb and Ketchup-Face's second adventure, perfect for fans of The Stinky Cheese Man and Pseudonymous Bosch.
The villainous badgers have escaped from prison, and it's up to Stinkbomb and Ketchup-Face to find them and put them back! Only someone who knows about stories can point them in the right direction, so they consult Miss Butterworth, the Ninja Librarian.
After referring to a copy of Stinkbomb and Ketchup-Face and the Quest for the Magic Porcupine, Miss Butterworth sends them on their quest. Along the way they encounter raccoons who are definitely NOT badgers in disguise, a really REALLY long traffic light, a rabbit in a prickly coat, and a banana-eating hammerhead shark, all leading to a showdown with the badgers. Can the kids think fast enough to save the king from being shot out of the biggest water rocket in the world? We don't know. But we're going to read it and find out!]]> Thu, 22 Nov 2018 23:14:54 +0200 https://library.land/john-dougherty/283251-jack_slater_monster_investigator.html https://library.land/john-dougherty/283251-jack_slater_monster_investigator.html
Jack Slater is an official Monster Investigator - licensed to hunt out monsters who turn up under beds and terrorize small children (and his parents!). Armed with a high-power torch (monsters hate the light), a pocketful of spare batteries and a much-loved teddy (there is nothing monsters hate more than a favourite childhood toy), he sets off down to Monster Underworld when news reaches his ears that the monsters are on the march. They're getting organized and no-one, not even the Prime Minister in Downing Street, is safe any more...]]> Fri, 19 Nov 2004 19:17:13 +0200 https://library.land/john-dougherty/283252-bansi_ohara_and_the_bloodline_prophecy.html https://library.land/john-dougherty/283252-bansi_ohara_and_the_bloodline_prophecy.html
Bansi O'Hara is visiting her granny in Ireland, when very strange things start to happen. First there is the swan that seems to be following them from the ferry, then the strange little man who appears in her bedroom and says he's a brownie called Pogo.Things get even stranger when Bansi finds out that her birth fulfilled an ancient prophecy from Tir na n'Og, the land of the faeries, and that the wicked Lord of the Dark Sidhe wants to spill her blood on faery soil.Bansi, Pogo and Tam, a handsome faery who can change into animal form, cross through the gate that separates the two worlds to try and make the prophecy come true for the good faery peoples. But the Dark Lord is waiting for them . . .]]> Fri, 19 Nov 2010 19:17:13 +0200 https://library.land/john-dougherty/287241-stinkbomb_and_ketchup-face_and_the_quest_for_the_magic_porcupine.html https://library.land/john-dougherty/287241-stinkbomb_and_ketchup-face_and_the_quest_for_the_magic_porcupine.html
The BADgers are back in Stinkbomb and Ketchup-Face's second adventure, perfect for fans of The Stinky Cheese Man and Pseudonymous Bosch.
The villainous badgers have escaped from prison, and it's up to Stinkbomb and Ketchup-Face to find them and put them back! Only someone who knows about stories can point them in the right direction, so they consult Miss Butterworth, the Ninja Librarian.
After referring to a copy of Stinkbomb and Ketchup-Face and the Quest for the Magic Porcupine, Miss Butterworth sends them on their quest. Along the way they encounter raccoons who are definitely NOT badgers in disguise, a really REALLY long traffic light, a rabbit in a prickly coat, and a banana-eating hammerhead shark, all leading to a showdown with the badgers. Can the kids think fast enough to save the king from being shot out of the biggest water rocket in the world? We don't know. But we're going to read it and find out!]]> Mon, 19 Nov 2018 21:34:25 +0200