At the end of a bad day Gilbert's still got to help David Liffey at a Valentine's Rave?It's Valentine's and Gilbert's night is not going well. They are walking into Vampire Territory. The music is worse than what Kerry and Struan play.And Gilbert knows he stands out like a sore-thumb, not just because he's human...

It's just one of those days for Gilbert: awful younger brother and his friends, vague warnings from grans, running late for classes and general nasties at the local club. It's enough to make Gilbert want to wash his hands off everything and everyone.It's just one of those days for Gilbert: awful younger brother and his friends, vague warnings from grans, running late for classes and general nasties at the local club. It's enough to make Gilbert want to wash his hands off everything and everyone. But Gilbert's ever been the responsible one, especially when there's slime about.

It's about to destroy the Cosmos - the Everything! From The Life And Times Of Gilbert MacD.It's about to destroy the Cosmos - the Everything! For once it's all out of Gilbert's hands, but it's all in an afternoon's job for clever little Goose. A shorter tale than usual From The Life And Times Of Gilbert MacD.